Alright everyone, this is a big event. Something you'll want to be a part of. A night of bizarre, twisted hilarity. The Coffee Shoppe is proud, elated, and unbelievably excited to present
DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! All Dogs Go on Tour!
Look! Marvel! Swoon!
Those krazed VHS-hunting pupz from Everything Is Terrible! (everyone’s favorite found footage chop shoppe) are back with their third inner-eye-opening feature — containing a feat never before attempted in either human or canine history. EIT! asks but a few simple questions: 1) “What if we made a movie composed ENTIRELY out of dog-related found footage?”; 2) ‘What if this magickal movie, made up of thousands of other dog movies, was also a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 masterpiece The Holy Mountain?”; and, 3) “What if we went on the road performing an all-new “live in fur” show that picked up where Cirque Du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion left off?” Well, let’s stop asking dumb rhetorical questions because this never-ending spiral of World-Pup winning, sunglasses-wearing, murder-solving, skateboarding pooches is real! This is it! Are you dog enough to go fetch it? ARFFFFFF!
Now, since they are traveling the country, touring the film, we are asking for- $10 a ticket - with pre-sale beginning in a week or so. You can purchase tickets at The Coffee Shoppe, and seating is limited.